Last Updated: January 2025
Effective Date: January 2025
1. Acceptance of Terms
By downloading, installing, or using the IQRoast mobile application (“App”), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use (“Terms”).
If you do not agree with these Terms, please do not use the App.
IMPORTANT: This App is purely for entertainment. It contains deliberately offensive, mocking, and sarcastic content. By using IQRoast, you acknowledge and accept that our AI will roast you — mercilessly.
2. Age Requirement
You must be at least 18 years old to use IQRoast.
By using the App, you confirm that you are 18 or older.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts that violate this rule.
3. What IQRoast Actually Does
IQRoast is a satirical entertainment app that:
- Generates personalized, humorous insults and roasts based on your profile
- Provides joke IQ tests with intentionally absurd results
- Includes mini-games designed to be annoyingly hard
- Lets you adopt a virtual alien pet that ridicules you
- Does NOT perform real IQ testing or psychological analysis
4. Registration & Accounts
4.1 How You Register
To use the App, you’ll need to complete a registration process that asks for:
- Name
- Age (must be 18+)
- Profession
- Eye color
- Shoe size
- Email (optional)
4.2 Your Responsibilities
- Keep your registration info secure.
- All your data is stored locally on your device, so if you delete the App or your device crashes, we can’t help restore it.
5. Acceptable Use
You agree NOT to:
- Use the App if you’re under 18
- Take any insults seriously (we warned you!)
- Use the App to harass or harm others
- Reverse engineer or hack the App
- Use bots or automated scripts to mess with our App
- Try to disable or bypass any security features
6. Content & Intellectual Property
6.1 Our Stuff
Everything in the App — including the insults, roasts, graphics, logos, names, and game mechanics — is owned by Evanor LLP and protected by copyright and trademark laws.
6.2 Your Input
By submitting information during registration, you grant us a license to use it only for generating personalized content inside the App.
We won’t sell or share your data with random strangers.
7. Disclaimers
7.1 Pure Satire
IQRoast is intended solely for entertainment.
It:
- Does NOT provide actual IQ scores
- Does NOT give psychological advice
- Should NOT be used for any serious assessment
- Includes content that is intentionally offensive, sarcastic, or darkly comedic
7.2 No Guarantees
The App is provided “AS IS” without warranties.
We do NOT guarantee:
- The accuracy of your IQ score (it’s mostly nonsense anyway)
- That the App will be bug-free or always online
- That you’ll like the jokes
7.3 Emotional Disclaimer
WARNING:
This App is specifically designed to mock you.
We are not liable for:
- Hurt feelings
- Ego damage
- Emotional trauma
- Or any psychological meltdown you might experience
If you have fragile self-esteem or don’t like being roasted, please avoid this App.
8. Ads & Rewards
IQRoast uses Google AdMob to show reward video ads.
By using the App, you agree to:
- View ads in exchange for unlocking features or rewards
- AdMob’s data collection (see their Privacy Policy)
- Not use ad blockers or similar tools to disrupt ads
9. Virtual Currency & Purchases
Good news (or bad, depending on your wallet):
IQRoast doesn’t have in-app purchases.
All features can be accessed through gameplay or by watching ads.
10. Privacy
Your use of IQRoast is also governed by our Privacy Policy.
By using the App, you agree to how we collect and handle your data.
(If you’re curious how your eye color + shoe size data gets used to roast you, go read it.)
11. Liability Limits
To the fullest extent permitted by law:
- Evanor LLP is not responsible for any damages arising from your use of IQRoast.
- This includes direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages.
- If for some bizarre reason we are found liable, our total liability is capped at $1.00 USD.
12. Your Indemnification Promise
You agree to hold harmless and indemnify Evanor LLP against any claims, damages, or costs arising out of:
- Your use (or misuse) of the App
- Your violation of these Terms
- Any infringement on the rights of others caused by you
13. Termination & Changes
We reserve the right to:
- Suspend or terminate your access at any time (especially if you break these Terms)
- Modify or shut down the App whenever we feel like it
- Delete any associated data with terminated accounts
14. Updates to These Terms
We may change these Terms from time to time.
If you continue using the App after changes, that means you accept the new Terms.
We’ll update the “Last Updated” date and may notify you in-app or via push notification.
15. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of British Columbia, Canada, regardless of any conflict-of-laws principles.
16. Contact Us
Questions, complaints, or just want to tell us how low your IQRoast score was?
Email: notfunny@iqroast.com
Developer: Evanor LLP
Location: British Columbia, Canada
17. Severability
If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining sections will still apply in full force.
18. Entire Agreement
These Terms, along with our Privacy Policy and Cookie Policy, form the entire agreement between you and Evanor LLP about using IQRoast.
19. Final Heads-Up
By clicking “Accept” or using the App, you acknowledge:
- You WILL be insulted and mocked
- Your feelings MIGHT be hurt
- The App is NOT for sensitive people
- Everything is SATIRICAL and should not be taken seriously
- You’re using the App entirely at YOUR OWN RISK
“By agreeing to these terms, you’ve already proven your questionable decision-making skills — but we love that for you!” – IQRoast Team