Last Updated: January 2025
1. Introduction
Welcome to IQRoast (“we,” “our,” or “us”). This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you use our mobile application IQRoast (the “App”). By using our App, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy.
Developer: Evanor LLP
Contact: notfunny@iqroast.com
2. Information We Collect
2.1 Information You Provide
When you register for our App, we collect:
- Name (required)
- Email address (optional)
- Age (required, you must be at least 18 years old to use the App)
- Profession (required)
- Eye color (required)
- Shoe size (required)
2.2 Automatically Collected Information
When you use the App, we automatically collect:
- Device information: Device type, operating system (Android), app version
- IP address
- Usage data: Game scores, test results, alien pet interactions
- Advertising ID: Used to serve reward video ads via AdMob
3. How We Use Your Information
We use the collected information to:
- Provide personalized roasts and insults (the very reason this App exists)
- Calculate your IQ score and test results
- Manage your weird virtual alien pet
- Display reward video ads (so we can afford coffee)
- Send push notifications about features and updates
- Improve our App and invent even more savage ways to roast you
4. Data Storage and Security
4.1 Local Storage
- Primary: All user data is stored locally on your device using secure storage methods.
- No Cloud Sync: Your personal data, game progress, and test results stay on your device unless you explicitly give us your email.
4.2 Firebase Storage
If you provide an email address, we store minimal data in Firebase:
- Name
- Email address
- Registration date
- App version
- Platform (Android)
4.3 Data Security
We use appropriate technical and organizational measures to protect your information from unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction. However, no app is perfectly secure (if it were, it would be smarter than your IQ score).
5. Third-Party Services
5.1 Google AdMob
We use Google AdMob to show reward video ads. AdMob may collect:
- Advertising ID
- IP address
- Device information
For more info, read Google’s Privacy Policy.
5.2 Firebase
We use Firebase for minimal data storage and push notifications. For more info, read Firebase Privacy Policy.
6. Data Sharing
We do NOT:
- Sell your personal data to third parties
- Share your personal data with other users
- Use your data for anything unrelated to the App’s services
We only share data if:
- You give us explicit consent
- Required by law or to comply with legal obligations
- Necessary to protect our rights and safety (or the safety of others)
7. Children’s Privacy
IQRoast is NOT intended for children under 18. We do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 18. If you are under 18, please close the App immediately and go read something age-appropriate.
8. Your Rights
Depending on where you live (especially if you’re in the European Economic Area or UK), you may have the right to:
- Access your personal data stored on your device
- Correct or update your data
- Request deletion of your data (just uninstall the App, or contact us if you gave us an email)
- Restrict or object to processing in some cases
- Request data portability
To exercise any of these rights, email us at notfunny@iqroast.com.
9. Data Retention
- Local Data: Stays on your device until you uninstall the App.
- Firebase Data: If provided, we keep your email and basic registration info until you ask us to delete it.
10. International Users
Our servers (and our sarcastic developers) are located in Canada. By using this App, you consent to the transfer and processing of your information in Canada.
Good to know: Canada is recognized by the European Commission as providing adequate data protection, so your data is as safe as your dignity after taking our IQ test.
11. Changes to This Privacy Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy occasionally. If we do:
- We’ll update the “Last Updated” date
- Send a push notification (if enabled)
- Show an in-app notice
12. Contact Us
If you have any questions, complaints, or existential crises because of this Privacy Policy, contact us:
Email: notfunny@iqroast.com
Developer: Evanor LLP
Address: British Columbia, Canada
13. Consent
By using IQRoast, you consent to:
- Being insulted and roasted by our AI system (that’s literally why you’re here)
- The collection and use of your data as described above
- Receiving push notifications (which you can disable anytime in device settings)
- Viewing reward video ads that fund our coffee addiction
Remember: IQRoast is a satirical entertainment app. All roasts are generated purely for comedic purposes and should not be taken seriously (unless you want to, which is on you).
“Your data is almost as disappointing as your IQ score!” – IQRoast Team